Bonjourno de Sienna!
Mi chiamo Martin.
Hello from Sienna. My name is Martin.
These are just a few of the phrases that have been provided to us in our guide book.
After 26 straight hours of traveling with the gang
From left to right: Robert Pattinson, Neil Patrick Harris, Justin Bieber, Richard Simmons, and Zac Efron
Jairy C. Hunter in the London Heathrow airport
we arrived in Sienna to enjoy a plethora of commodities that Italy has to offer.
Coca-Cola light...it's not Diet Coke but it still does the trick for jet lag.
Gelato on a hot Italian day is superb.
Here you can find a shrine to St. Katherine.
Not just any shrine either...
Here you can find a leather covered skull from the deceased St. Katherine of Sienna as well as her mummified thumb. This gave a whole new meaning to "thumbs up".
Here, should you choose to spend 8 euro for some slight entertainment, you can climb 427 steps to the top of this tower.
$2,300 to travel to Italy.
8 euro to climb 427 steps and laugh at your friends having asthma attacks.
Surviving the climb and climbing back down only to be hit by a Yaris...Priceless.
Bare shoulders are an embarrassment and an abomination to the church.
Put on this huge piece of toilet paper, you temptress.
The gorgeous blue night skies.
The she-wolf. Shakira, anyone? I've been howling all day.
Sitting in the square people watching...and being obnoxious Americans.
Checking out Italian men for potential husbands.
Yes, Italy is all it's cracked up to be.