Delinquent Wal-Mart buggy on the run
You always make me laugh when I see you in various places throughout the neighborhood causing traffic obstructions.
Where would I be without you? Especially when I'm doing so well on an assignment and I completely quit for at least a half-hour to check you out.
Mom and Dad, thanks for being silly and letting me call and tell you every single boring thing about my day...oh, and for laughing at my stories.
Paula Deen, I love watching your party. You're always entertaining me with your creepy come-ons towards young(ish/er than you) men such as Jason Priestley, Clay Aiken, and Blake Shelton. I'm almost certain none of them appreciated your